Writing Archive

The Introducer

Have you ever met someone who will not introduce you to people? Especially girls? Regardless of how many girls might be with them? 2? 3? They leave you standing there sipping a beer, looking like a jackass. I don’t want to spend too much time talking about the motivations for such selfish behavior, but it [...]

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Staying The Course

Sometimes it’s difficult to hone your skills as a master cock blocker. If you follow the mantra that I preach of only using your cock blocking skills as a defensive tactic, it can be tough to find faith in your tactics, regardless of how well you know them. However, every once in a while you’ll [...]

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Burning Down The House

Sometimes you’re going to run into guys of tremendous douchery. Even as a seasoned cock blocker, you will be astounded at just how far they are willing to go to cock block you. They won’t get your hints. They won’t be able to read your body language. They wont be able to see she just [...]

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The Excluder

Let’s say there is two guys and one girl, and this guy is cock blocking you. Maybe the Jim Halpert isn’t working for you, or just isn’t appropriate to use. Enter: Open and Closed Questions. This is an excellent tool you can use to “isolate and eliminate”. Every question in the whole world can [...]

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The Jim Halpert

(This Post is #1 of my 10 part series: How to Cock Block.)
The Jim Halpert is one of my favorite methods of cock blocking. It’s funny, it’s easy, and it’s really effective. Communicology (The study of human communication) finds that given two contradictory messages, people will believe body language over verbal cues. It makes sense: [...]

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