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The Introducer

Have you ever met someone who will not introduce you to people? Especially girls? Regardless of how many girls might be with them? 2? 3? They leave you standing there sipping a beer, looking like a jackass. I don’t want to spend too much time talking about the motivations for such selfish behavior, but it could be for any number of reasons.

  1. They are so “work loaded” that they cannot process the social cues you, and sometimes other interested parties, are giving them to introduce.
  2. They feel you are a threat, and for fear of getting cock blocked, won’t introduce you.
  3. They’re selfish and a bad person.
  4. They haven’t made a decision yet as to which girl they want, so they are trying to horde the whores.
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Idiotic Jargon Innovator

Common sense would indicate that it doesn’t make sense to bring more people to the party if you’re talking to a couple of girls, and to keep them to yourself. However, this couldn’t be further from the truth. As much as I loathe to lend any credibility to a “science” that has been given way too much credibility by single young men, I will say this: Whenever you look like the “alpha male” it generally IS beneficial. That said, you needn’t start dressing up in ridiculous outfits, memorizing lines or “routines”, or start amassing a vocabulary of jargon including words like “IOI”,”KINO”,”NEG”,”AMOG”… See picture for details of what not to do.

Let me give you a small example of why introducing people is the best way to look like a total rock star. This series of articles is all about controlling any social situation. As such, if you’re standing next to someone, and other people in the group don’t know their name, they may be wondering about it. Further, if they’re interested in said person, you’re adding mystique to them without doing anything. Plus, if they’re wondering who the hell this guy standing beside you is, they’re not thinking about what you’re saying, and you stop being the center of attention. Trying to cock block for someone not paying attention to you is going to be a fail.

Anyway, by introducing people, you show women that you’re the center of attention. It doesn’t even matter who it is: Guys, girls, whatever. The more the merrier. If you’re confident in your skills, more people is not a problem for you. Better yet, if these people you hang out with are cool, even cooler than you, you look like a bad ass for hanging out with, and subsequently introducing, cool people to the group. Being the one to introduce everyone just makes you look even better. I can hear some of my female readers sneering at this paragraph, but, girls love to be introduced to other people, it just their social nature. I’ve introduced enough people to know this is true the majority of the time.

Now you may be wondering, since this isn’t a “pickup artist blog” (Shudder) why I spent all this time discussing introductions, much less in the middle of my series of articles. Done carefully, you can use introductions as a way to cock block guys, or girls, in a variety of fashions. It’s a very, very, versatile cock block move since it is so inconspicuous. Also, introductions often cause some social chaos, but with the skills you’ve learned from this blog, you can manipulate the situation to your advantage.Picture 1

An example is going to make this the most clear. The other night a group of friends and I were leaving one of my more favorite drinking establishments. My friend had been working on a small group of girls all night he had a prior relationship with. They had grown up together, but drifted apart in the years prior, and were rekindling their friendships. On the way out of the bar, they were intercepted by some guys from “Brooklyn” trying to get them to come back to their place. My buddy walks briskly up to me and says, “Dude. Help.”

The most important skill you can develop for situations like this is to be resourceful. Looking around, I saw a girl standing outside the bar alone, clearly waiting for a ride. I walked up and introduced myself platonically. I say platonically because it’s important that this girl think you’re genuinely being friendly. You’re not hitting on her. You’re not hitting on her.

This particular girls name was “Dusty”, and she was celebrating some birthday or something and was just waiting for a ride. Once I had established just what the fuck she was doing there, I made my play. “HEY TANYA* AND TARA*!” I yelled to the group of girls. “COME MEET MY NEW FRIEND DUSTY!” Suddenly, the group of girls lurched away from the Brooklyn Bad asses and made their way over. I introduced Dusty to the whole group. The girls then asked, “So what are you guys going to do?” Clearly weighing her options about whether to go home with the Brooklyn bombers or us. We had a pretty clear plan laid out. We were going to take our beer and hit a pool just a couple of miles away. The other guys were being somewhat ambiguous. “Just come over our place…” I heard them plead a couple of times. Obviously, having a plan is a good idea whether it gets followed or not. In girls’ minds: ambiguity = rape.

Even after this, there was still some “hee-hawing” about what they should do. One of my favorite marketing principals is “creating scarcity”. So, I said, “The pool is only getting lonelier. I’m only getting more sober. If you’re leaving with us, we’re leaving now!” And we started walking. To our backs, I heard, “Wait wait! We’re coming with you.” They left the d-bags and came with us to the pool where we finished our plan of alcohol and swimming.

*Names have been changed to protect the intoxicated.